Harshing on Vonage online
MRS. DIGBY told me that when she lived in London with her sister Mrs. Brooke, they were, every now and then, honoured by the visits of Dr. Samuel Johnson. He called on them one day, soon after the publication of his immortal dictionary. The two ladies paid him due compliments on the occasion. Among other topics of praise, they very much commended the omission of all naughty words. 'What! my dears! then you have been looking for them?’ said the moralist. The ladies, confused at being caught, dropped the subject of the dictionary.
-- “Personal and literary memorials,” Henry Digby Beste
While trolling the internet for all things VoIP, i came across a 2004 entry by a Hyperorg.com blogger loving all over this wacky new product called Vonage. Among reader responses was a tart comment from one Alex Gregory; this tale of woe tells of six hours devoted to dealing with Vonage tech support, concluding that “Ultimately, this company is rude and irresponsible and if it is any indication, guess who own www.vonagesucks.com? That’s right, Vonage.”
Hilariously enough, it’s true. Go to VonageSucks.com and you’ll be greeted with offers to “SAVE up to $300 per year” and to “Try Vonage 1 Month FREE!” and promises that “Vonage Is Easy!” Vonage also owns www.iHateVonage.com and www.VonageReallySucks.com. Good news for willing detractors, though: www.VonageBites.com and www.VonageReallyReallySucks.com are still available: “This page is parked free, courtesy of GoDaddy.com,” informs the friendly Daddy.
Still searching for anti-Vonage propaganda for no good reason other than to see if it exists in any viable form, a legitimate watchdog blog appeared to have been sighted at www.vonageblows.com, where a ‘page entitled “Vonage Blows: When a good idea becomes a bad service” runs. Or ran.
Disappointingly, the blog has just one post a month from January 2006 to April 2006. When this blogger should be commenting now, on the Verizon vs. Vonage court case, he/she is nowhere to be found. Ah, the illusory nature of the blog world…
Finally, there’s www.wehatevonage.com, a site devoted to posting commentary and complaints about you know what. The introduction goes something like this: “I used to think Vonage was pretty cool. Then I realized it was the technology VoIP that was cool. Vonage on the other hand was just a company reaping the rewards of VoIP while screwing their customers by providing Terrible Support, Poor Quality, and Horrible Service.” After frustration led to quitting, “I decided to start this website. Incidentally, the first name that came to mind was www.IhateVonage.com but it was already registered. Guess by who? Yep! Vonage Holdings. Guess they know they suck after all (they also own www.VonageSucks.com).”
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